Total Medals Earned: 581 (From 33 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,780 Points
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/60 points)
Start Your Homebrew Journey
RTFM
VMU IRL
Medals Earned: 7/9 (145/200 points)
Talk to the cat
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
No...
Win a game
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Lose the game
Get a secret ending...
Medals Earned: 4/7 (200/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 18/24 (680/1,000 points)
Do a 4 hits combo with zombies only
Knock an enemy off your hood by hitting the side walls
Shoot an enemy off your hood with the pistol
Use a water jug to put off your burning engine
Drive 3 KM with all 4 tires blown
Hit 25 civilians
Shoot a soldier while he's pointing his gun at you and before he shoots
Hit 50 highway soldiers
Defeat a helicopter
Avoid 10 mutated zombies
Get all 5 enemy types off your hood
Do a 3 hits vehicle collision combo
Drive 0.5 KM at maximum speed
Buy all the upgrades
Dodge 10 carpet bombings
Do 30 zombie splatter hits
Beat Highway To Hell
Beat The Great Escape
Hit 16 enemies, alternating between zombie and soldier or vice versa
Kill 10 zombies at low speed
Exit the city with at least 15 seconds to spare
Reach up to 45 seconds bonus time in Dead On Time
Drive 10 KM in Dead On Time
Drive 10 KM in Police State
Medals Earned: 11/11 (435/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Fail 55 times
Win the undetected way
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
U passed 10 joints, m9. Good start.
U passed 25 joints, m9. Shiiieet.
U passed 50 joints, m9. Get rekt, m8.
U passed 100 joints, m9. 3spooky5me yo, awsum sweg.
Medals Earned: 21/40 (335/500 points)
Open the first present!
Open the second present!
Open the third present!
Open the fourth present!
Open the ninth present!
Open the fourteenth present!
Open the fifteenth present!
Open the seventeenth present!
Open the eighteenth present!
Open the twenty-third present!
Open the twenty-fourth present!
Open the twenty-nineth present!
Open the thirty-first present!
Open the last present!
Collect all the Happy Thoughts
Get a score of 10 or less on Pin the Tail
Score at least 20,000 points in Festive Forage
Collect all 99 Lucia Cats in Hot Bun Run in under 90 seconds!
Take a stroll down the Credits Hall when it's over.
Open the fifth present!
Open the sixth present!
Open the seventh present!
Open the eighth present!
Open the tenth present!
Open the 11th present!
Open the twelfth present!
Open the thirteenth present!
Open the sixteenth present!
Open the nineteenth present!
Open the twentieth present!
Open the twenty-first present!
Open the twenty-second present!
Open the twenty-fifth present!
Open the twenty-sixth present!
Open the twenty-seventh present!
Open the twenty-eighth present!
Open the thirtieth present!
Medals Earned: 2/2 (60/60 points)
WHAT DID YOU EXPECT WOULD HAPPEN?
COMPLETE THE STORY
Medals Earned: 16/16 (495/495 points)
Make a nasty sandwich.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Best your friend.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Smash EVERYTHING.
It's a bitch.
Push the hardest.
Make it rain!
Win the race.
Find it.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a perfect pass every time.
Catch the ball every time.
Activate it.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Medals Earned: 6/6 (60/60 points)
Load into the game
Listen to the scientists last words
Turn off the power
Run into the scribble
die
Escape the facility